Someday, her mouth will close....

It's been quite awhile, hasn't it?  There is much to catch up on, but I thought I'd jumpstart my return by commenting upon Kristen Stewart being the highest paid actress in Hollywood.  I never saw Twilight, but I liked her fine in Adventureland, and I've wanted to see The Runaways.  But if her performance in Snow White and the Huntsman is any indication of Hollywood's payroll, then we're in big trouble.

Hey Kristen!  Look confused!

Hey Kristen!  Look wary!

Now you're scared!

Be commanding!

Walk dreamily!

Look like you're getting a lady boner for Hemsworth!

Portray a woman who strikes love and joy into all living creatures!

Hey Kristen?  It would be ok because we got to watch Charlize Theron out-act you for 2 solid hours.  But to hear that you're making more than her for your fly-mouth acting?  I rooted for the apple.  

I am not anti-Stewart, but I am anti-rewarding hyped mediocrity, especially when there are so many other wonderful and deserving actresses out there.